Total Medals Earned: 256 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,415 Points
Medals Earned: 13/17 (345/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Complete the medium round.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 6/23 (35/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 11/21 (165/380 points)
Let's take this outside!
Love hurts.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Chicks before dicks.
Proven to double your chances!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Get a game over.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Go 1000 km for the mother land
Go 5000 km for great power
Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty