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Reviews - The Basics

Posted by funkyjunky - October 22nd, 2007


Hi everyone.

You are proberly reading this to find out what moron badmouthed your flash.

Well take note:

Games
When reviewing games I am looking for something original, unique and special.
I want to be able to play the game easily with not to many controls
I want to be able to play for hours, not till you gave up with the levels!
I want to leave playing and then comeback for more tomorrow
I want to see Actionscript in use, Physics, Gravity etc.
I want you to supprise me.

Movies
With movies I want to laugh or to cry or to be genrally effected by what you have produced.
I want to be able to quote the movies to my friends, making them laugh, cry etc.
I want to see good animation and graphics.
I want to see the effort put in, not hear about how you put it.
I want to actually feel how long it did take you to make this movie.
I want you to make a story I can relate to.
If you are making something un-original (eg. sprite movies) make them FUNNY or ORGINAL in thier own sense
YET AGAIN I want you to supprise me.

So...

There is no use making excuses for example:
This is my first flash movie
My computer is slow
I am a n00b
I find it hard to draw with a mouse

I understand its hard but if you put real time and effort into what you create I wouldnt have to Vote 0 all the time.

ANYONE can do Flash. ANYONE but only the smart can make good flash games and movies because they will put time and effort before creating a masterpiece.

I myself am no expert, however I plan, test and put time into my movies before uploading them.

My Tips

My tips are simple to follow.

1. Take tutorials on newgrounds - CLICK HERE
2. Get the latest version of Flash, Ebay or Google it!
3. Think before you act - Are people just going to shout at you. Is your movie or game REALLY as good as it could be?

Once you have done something well you feel so pleased with yourself.
Its worth it

So thats my Advice

Good luck my friends and remember i'm here if yous till have trouble

Ed George - Funkyjunky


Comments

thats accually pretty great.

i knew it all though, but ill make sure noobs come to this news post :3

-TwistClock

Yeah i think this is an important post :D

Those tips were quite good.
If I ever decide to contribute with the site, I'll take them into account :)

Thank you, yes make sure you do and if I think you have taken it all into account expect a good review and 5/5 :D

I 5'd this blog entry.

Thanks please pass this on :)
Funkyjunky

lulz at whistle status.

lulz at your contributions to NG...lulzlulz

's definately a good policy, just be sure not to fall into the trap of voting only 0 or 5. I hate people like that.

I agree times 1000