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My music is good!

2010-01-01 15:48:25 by funkyjunky

Supposedly my music is good...'says who?' i hear you cry!
Well the answer is NG audio portal users obviously!!

Just took a screenshot of the current state of the Top 50 for Video Game songs, and who is up top?! haha MEEE!

And with the longest time since uploading the song too I kick their asses!
Ha

sorry well I am allowed to be smug sometimes!!

For the love of god check out my tunes here!

Also related news:

WHO GOT FLASH CS4 FOR CRIMBO!!! ;)
haha

2010 is schweet

My music is good!


So I Go Away..

2009-09-14 16:56:47 by funkyjunky

and I found my tunes on youtube!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX_mDItYYKo

That is possibly the best thing ever!!

Peace,

FJ

(MORE SHITE SOON)


Im backkkkkkkk!

2009-03-23 18:43:24 by funkyjunky

Crazy Days!

I'm back...yes...Ed George...the "funkyjunky" has returned to provide Newgrounds.com with more music, flash animations and pointless BBS posts (resulting in more bans!)
Fantastic I hear you all cry!!
Friends shall be re-made, Movies shall be...re-written and Tunes will be re-played.

But will I be able to get my first ever award....?

ONLY TIME WILL TELL!!

Im backkkkkkkk!


Rate My Lolzord

2008-03-10 14:35:34 by funkyjunky

From the guy who made you RATE his Chaffinch...comes a post...not to do with hentai...but yet another Rate my [insert shitty object]

RATE MY:

LOLZORD!

Mark Scheme:
A fantastic Lolzord - 10
Not as good as a lolcano etc. - 0

GO!

Rate My Lolzord


Music

2008-03-02 04:42:04 by funkyjunky
Updated

WHO WILL BETHE 110th DOWNLOAD?

Please rate my chaffinch.

How does it make you feel?
The plumage of bird out of 10
The Skills of Flight Summerised
A bird that this Chaffinche reminds you of...

Coming soon, rate my puppy. That or a post about Hentai.

Music


Banned

2008-02-22 15:30:55 by funkyjunky

OH NO!
To be fair, I deserved it :)

Banned


New Game

2008-02-18 08:18:18 by funkyjunky

Its called Orb-it.
And Newgrounds wont let me upload it :)
Because my dimensions are too big :)

New Game


C++

2008-01-21 16:12:25 by funkyjunky

It's true!
I have started to learn C++, infact I even posted on the programming BBS!

All I have to say to you is:

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
int i;
for (i = 0; i < 1000; i++){
cout << "\a";
}

}

---

ha :)


New Fav Game :)

2008-01-09 14:30:29 by funkyjunky

RODEO - THE GAME!

A rodeo usually begins at the end of a drunken night in the bar, with a game of "Pull the pig". Once someone wins by attracting the ugliest woman in the bar, the rodeo is on.

You will require at least one friend to beat you home and conceal themselves around the bedroom (under piles of clothes, behind curtains, under the bed, etc).

When you arrive home with your fat ugly trophy you must persuade her to come to bed with you, this is not usually a problem with the fatter more rancid looking catches.

Dispite how ill it might make you, you must engage in sexual intercourse as soon as possible to prevent your friends from getting cramp in their small hiding places...

The main event comes when she approaches orgasm (or before but this way usually gets a better effect). Remember you must be in the doggy position for any of this to work right..

As soon as she begins to climax, yell RODEO!!! at the top of your voice, at which point the room should explode with hidden friends yelling at the top of their lungs (with flashing cameras for best effect) causing your fat assed partner to start rocking and bucking like an angry buffalo trying to escape the flashing cameras and hide her big naked ass. The trick is to stay on her for as long as possible after the initial yell.

Source

I think this could catch on!


Folk Music IS XCORE!

2008-01-07 17:08:04 by funkyjunky

SING WITH ME CHILDREN!

ALL TOGETHER NOW!

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
Remember me to one who lives there,
For she once was a true love of mine.

Folk Music IS XCORE!