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funkyjunky

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: A box in England
Job: Mario and Maiden Fan

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So I Go Away..

Posted by funkyjunky Sep. 14, 2009 @ 4:56 PM EDT

and I found my tunes on youtube!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX_mDItYYKo

That is possibly the best thing ever!!

Peace,

FJ

(MORE SHITE SOON)

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Im backkkkkkkk!

Posted by funkyjunky Mar. 23, 2009 @ 6:43 PM EDT

Crazy Days!

I'm back...yes...Ed George...the "funkyjunky" has returned to provide Newgrounds.com with more music, flash animations and pointless BBS posts (resulting in more bans!)
Fantastic I hear you all cry!!
Friends shall be re-made, Movies shall be...re-written and Tunes will be re-played.

But will I be able to get my first ever award....?

ONLY TIME WILL TELL!!

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Rate My Lolzord

Posted by funkyjunky Mar. 10, 2008 @ 2:35 PM EDT

From the guy who made you RATE his Chaffinch...comes a post...not to do with hentai...but yet another Rate my [insert shitty object]

RATE MY:

LOLZORD!

Mark Scheme:
A fantastic Lolzord - 10
Not as good as a lolcano etc. - 0

GO!

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Music

Posted by funkyjunky Mar. 2, 2008 @ 4:42 AM EST

WHO WILL BETHE 110th DOWNLOAD?

Please rate my chaffinch.

How does it make you feel?
The plumage of bird out of 10
The Skills of Flight Summerised
A bird that this Chaffinche reminds you of...

Coming soon, rate my puppy. That or a post about Hentai.

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Banned

Posted by funkyjunky Feb. 22, 2008 @ 3:30 PM EST

OH NO!
To be fair, I deserved it :)

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New Game

Posted by funkyjunky Feb. 18, 2008 @ 8:18 AM EST

Its called Orb-it.
And Newgrounds wont let me upload it :)
Because my dimensions are too big :)

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C++

Posted by funkyjunky Jan. 21, 2008 @ 4:12 PM EST

It's true!
I have started to learn C++, infact I even posted on the programming BBS!

All I have to say to you is:

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
int i;
for (i = 0; i < 1000; i++){
cout << "\a";
}

}

---

ha :)

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New Fav Game :)

Posted by funkyjunky Jan. 9, 2008 @ 2:30 PM EST

RODEO - THE GAME!

A rodeo usually begins at the end of a drunken night in the bar, with a game of "Pull the pig". Once someone wins by attracting the ugliest woman in the bar, the rodeo is on.

You will require at least one friend to beat you home and conceal themselves around the bedroom (under piles of clothes, behind curtains, under the bed, etc).

When you arrive home with your fat ugly trophy you must persuade her to come to bed with you, this is not usually a problem with the fatter more rancid looking catches.

Dispite how ill it might make you, you must engage in sexual intercourse as soon as possible to prevent your friends from getting cramp in their small hiding places...

The main event comes when she approaches orgasm (or before but this way usually gets a better effect). Remember you must be in the doggy position for any of this to work right..

As soon as she begins to climax, yell RODEO!!! at the top of your voice, at which point the room should explode with hidden friends yelling at the top of their lungs (with flashing cameras for best effect) causing your fat assed partner to start rocking and bucking like an angry buffalo trying to escape the flashing cameras and hide her big naked ass. The trick is to stay on her for as long as possible after the initial yell.

Source

I think this could catch on!

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Folk Music IS XCORE!

Posted by funkyjunky Jan. 7, 2008 @ 5:08 PM EST

SING WITH ME CHILDREN!

ALL TOGETHER NOW!

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme,
Remember me to one who lives there,
For she once was a true love of mine.

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_root.boobies

Posted by funkyjunky Jan. 6, 2008 @ 3:33 PM EST

Mr SickStick is a funny bloke:

On (rollover) {
_root.boobies.gotoAndPlay("jiggle");
}

Ugh I wish i had the brains to think of that jem.

New Collab on teh way :)

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